[Richard]

Some of my closer buds know this recent tale, but I've quit laughing it my own folly enough to comment on it. As a retirement present to myself I recently bought an M3. I kept it one week and took it back to the dealer. Rhonda said what's wrong? Is there something wrong with the car?

Uh no, there are some cars you don't get speeding tickets in, you just go directly to jail. I didn't have the self discipline to drive it.